Monday, March 9, 2009

Those Wacky Chinese

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7933171.stm

Chinese ships 'harass' US vessel

"Five Chinese ships have manoeuvred dangerously close to an unarmed US navy surveillance vessel in the South China Sea, the US government says."

But that's not important. What's important is how these seamen conducted themselves.

"The US ship sprayed one Chinese vessel with water from fire hoses to try to force it away, the Pentagon said. But the Chinese crew stripped to their underwear and carried on approaching to within 25ft (8m), it added...When the Impeccable radioed requesting a safe path to leave the area, two Chinese vessels dropped pieces of wood in its path, forcing the US ship to make an emergency stop, the Pentagon said."

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Solution to North Korea

As other blogs have posted, here's the closest thing there is to a solution on North Korea.

http://www.aei.org/publications/filter.all,pubID.29483/pub_detail.asp
The North Korean Paradox and the Subversive Truth






By Andrei Lankov

"North Korea must be transformed from within. Neither sanctions nor direct engagement will work. What is needed is an effort to increase contacts between North Korea and the outside world through cultural and educational exchanges and through economic cooperation that exposes North Koreans to South Koreans and their vastly better way of life. Increased radio and video penetration combined with support for defectors who can aid the transformation when the Kim Jong Il regime ends will also be necessary."

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/04/books/04google.html?_r=1

"So far, more than 200 advertisements have run in more than 70 languages: in highbrow periodicals like The New York Review of Books and The Poetry Review in Britain; in general-interest publications like Parade and USA Today; in obscure foreign trade journals like China Copyright and Svensk Bokhandel; and in newspapers in places like Fiji, Greenland, the Falkland Islands, and the Micronesian island of Niue (the name is roughly translated as Behold the Coconut!), which has one newspaper."

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

One of These Things....

I translated the mailing list for the school news bulletin. One of these names is not like the other.

Gim jeong sun, seok seong yu, choe seon mi, jeon seok hwan, yi yeon ok, gang young this, gim bin, bak hye jeong, yang gyeon gah, gwak myeong hun, jeon mi hyeon, yim yeon gsuk, baek eun jin, eom guk hui, seong yeon ok, nam mi hye, seo gi young, gim cheol, yi ji hui, jeong seon gim , gim eun ju, chaeg yeong hwa, an na rae, jo ju in, gang su in, gim jeong ah, Kim Jung-mi, yi ah young, bak hye young, brandon, yi sang cheol, jeong in suk, jeong eun ji, gim yong hwan, bak jeong ja, jang eun su, yi hyeon ji, gim yun jeong, yang cheol sun, yi su sik, son seung hui, torture Jung


In addition, some boys were caught smoking yesterday and today apparently, because I see them being punished. They were made to call their parents yesterday and the teacher kept smelling their fingers.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Ok one more.

"학생들의 복장지도중에 남학생의 머리와 여학생 치마길이, 실내에서 운동아신고 있는 행위가 눈에 들어오네요
내일부터 집중적으로 지도할예정이니 학생들에게 주지 시켜주시면 감사하겠읍니다
앞으로 머리는 미용사를 고용하여 일제 정비를 할 계획이고 치마는 압수내지는 가위로 짜를 계획 입니다(강력하게 지도)"

Google:
Map of your head and out of a male student dressed girls skirt length, and indoor activity in the movement I see the report coming
Students are expected to focus on tomorrow, we'll sikyeojusimyeon to thank professor outfit
Japanese head to the future development plans to hire a hairdresser and a skirt with scissors jjareul a plan that is not seized (strongly Map)


Yahoo:
In the dress map of the students the head and the schoolgirl skirt of the school boy for a long time, from the interior fortune Dong-A report the act which is listens in the eye and to the students from tomorrow which comes the plan which will guide intensively is gives to make and if staring the head hires the beauty artist in future thanks and plan and the skirt which will maintain simultaneously the confiscation inland is salty with the scissors and is a plan and (powerfully, the map)

Translation

I've started translating the barrage of messages that I get on the school computers. Some are nice and others are a bit confusing. For example, here is a message I received.

"귀여운 자녀들의 입학식을 보러 오시는 학부모님들도 계시고, 또 중학생이 되는 부푼 꿈과 기대로 가득찬 신입생들에게, 깨끗하고 정이 넘치는 학교로서의 첫인상이 부각되었으면 합니다.
청소용구는 아직 미비하지만, 오늘 청소시간에는 방학동안에 손이 가지 않았던 곳의 묵은 먼지를 닦아내주시기 바랍니다.
아울러, 교무실 선생님들의 좌석 주변도 새학년을 맞아 깨끗이 정돈해주시기 바랍니다.
올해는 특히, 일제 청소시간이 주어지기 때문에, 모든 학생이 매일매일 학교를 내집처럼 아끼고 관리하는 기본 습관을 익혀갈 수 있도록 담임선생님들의 협조 부탁드립니다. 나의 주변을 청결히 하는 것으로부터 인성교육은 시작됩니다^^"

Google Translate says this:
"Little children come to see their parents are away to school, and junior high school students are full of hope and dreams to the bladder, clean your heart to the school have been emerging as a first impression.
Cleaning equipment is still lacking, but I did not go hand in cleaning time for a vacation, where old and wiped the dust, please.
In addition, the office of the teacher's seat saehaknyeon neighborhood clean, please jeongdonhaeju.
This year, especially given the Japanese time, so clean, like my house all the students to school every day in the habit of the primary care management of the cooperating teacher to ask ikhyeogal. From the perimeter to clean my education is the start ^ ^"

Where as Yahoo! Babel Fish says:
"See the entrance ceremony of the cute children also the crane parents who come are, also becomes the junior high school student and in the new students whom when kicks full with dream and the expectation which get bulky, the first impression as the school where the affection overflows cleanly is embossed. The cleaning tool still deficiency but, wipes the dust where today to cleaning time the hand kind the place which is not stays on period of vacation and hands over and wishes. Together, also the seat circumference of teacher school office meets a new grade and puts in order cleanly and wishes. This year specially, in order for the simultaneous cleaning time to come to give, all students like the within house spares the school everyday and everyday manages and the basic habit which learns the possibility of going in order to be, cooperative entrusting of teacher charge gives. From the fact that cleanly does my circumference tenacity education ^^ where is started"

"Chung's father died, Principal

Feet: March 3

Funeral Home: Pearl the hospital (jinjuyeok front)

Contact: 016 - 9280-5215"

"
Principal gave us a gift so coffee saemdeulkke 50000 won.
Generous heart, a lot, please share."

That's all for now.

New Semester

The new semester has started today and I've discovered that I have no classes for the week. I originally had a plan to go over the rules and enact some new disciplinary measures as well as playing a game before getting into the curriculum. That however, is not to be. All for the best I suppose, I was handed new text books for the first grade and I'm glad I don't have to teach out of them today. That would have been quite the bother.

We have a new principal at the school. The old principal was handed flowers and medal of freedom and sent on his way.

Here's to another six months.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

"Breaking Wind"

I just received a text message with the heading, "Misfortune Letter Broadcasting" (재난문자방송). Not wanting to translate the rest of it, I asked a coworker what it meant. She replied that it warned to be careful of strong winds in the area. No kidding.

I woke up this morning to a loud whistling and banging noise as the wind rattled my apartment. I tried to open my sliding door onto my balcony to feel what the wind was like, but the pressure was too strong at first. I had to give a hard tug on the door before it would break free and I was whooshed aside by a forceful gale. I heard a banging coming from inside my place and found the source of it. It turns out there must be a rather large hole somewhere above because half of the ceiling of my bathroom had actually lifted free from the frame and was slamming against it as the wind bucked.

I think Typhoon season is approaching.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Public Relations Nightmare

This doesn't have anything to do with Korea, but it's a hilarious article on the worst public relations responses I've ever read. It's as if the company doesn't want your business.

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/600/42/374157.htm

"When passengers on Aeroflot Flight 315 heard the pilot make his preflight announcement, they knew something was amiss. The pilot's voice was garbled, barely intelligible — and that was in his native Russian. When he switched to English, it was impossible to understand him at all.

"The first thought that occurred to me was, 'This guy is drunk,'" said Khatuna Kobiashvili, a passenger on the Moscow-New York flight. "His speech was so slurred it was hard to tell what language he was speaking."

As passengers, including a Moscow Times reporter, related their concerns to the flight crew, they were told to "stop making trouble" or get off the Boeing 767 jet. A passenger who called Aeroflot's head office received a similar rebuff.

"They told me that it was impossible for a pilot to be drunk and hung up the phone," said the passenger, Tatyana Vorontsova.

After a chaotic hour during which passengers pleaded with flight attendants, crew and several Aeroflot representatives who boarded the plane, unexpected help came from socialite and TV host Ksenia Sobchak, who was also on the plane, and all four pilots were replaced.

The Dec. 28 incident is a black mark against an airline that has worked hard to distance itself from its Soviet past and assuage passenger fears after a jet operated by Aeroflot-Nord crashed last September, killing all 88 people on board. Pilot error has been blamed for the crash, and a report said Monday that tests had found alcohol in the pilot's blood. (Story, Page 2.)

Aeroflot spokeswoman Irina Dannenberg refused to comment for this article, telling a reporter to "read about it on the Internet."

Immediately after the incident, Dannenberg told Komsomolskaya Pravda that the pilots were removed from the plane because of "mass psychosis" among the passengers. In the same interview, Dannenberg said Aeroflot would sue Sobchak if the costs of delaying the flight were "very large."

Nearly three weeks later, Aeroflot issued a statement saying the pilot, Alexander Cheplevsky, might have suffered a stroke immediately before the flight. Tests administered after the incident found no signs of intoxication, it said.

Oleg Smirnov, a decorated test pilot and head of the Partner for Civil Aviation, said he doubted that the pilot had been drunk because "only a madman" would decide to pilot a trans-Atlantic flight while intoxicated. He added, however, that while pilots are forced to undergo a battery of medical tests before each flight, a test determining blood alcohol level is not among them.

"There is just too much trust in the professionalism of the pilots to think they would do that kind of thing," he said.

Passengers said Cheplevsky, when he finally emerged from the cockpit after refusing to do so for half an hour, was red-faced with bloodshot eyes and unsteady on his feet.

"I don't think there's anyone in Russia who doesn't know what a drunk person looks like," said Katya Kushner, who, along with her husband, was one of the first to react when the pilot made his announcement. "At first, he was looking at us like we were crazy. Then, when we wouldn't back down, he said, 'I'll sit here quietly in a corner. We have three more pilots. I won't even touch the controls, I promise.'"

As passengers waited three hours for a new crew to board the plane, more than 100 of them signed a statement saying they believed that Cheplevsky was intoxicated.

At the same time, an Aeroflot representative sought to assure them that "it's not such a big deal if the pilot is drunk."

"Really, all he has to do is press a button and the plane flies itself," the representative said. "The worst that could happen is he'll trip over something in the cockpit."

Komsomolskaya Pravda reported that Cheplevsky had celebrated his birthday the day before the flight.

Nicknamed "Aeroflop" in Soviet times for its dour flight attendants and bad food, Aeroflot has invested tens of millions of dollars in reinventing itself over the past decade with the help of consultants from McKinsey & Company and Identica, a London-based branding and design consultancy.

The airline banned its subsidiaries from using its name and logo after the Aeroflot-Nord jet crashed in Perm last September, saying it had to protect its safety record.

Aeroflot's safety record is comparable to other major carriers, but the airline is still viewed by many passengers as being subpar in safety and service, said Yelena Sakhnova, an airline analyst at VTB. "Foreigners tend to think that the company is not as safe as other airlines," Sakhnova said. "Russians, on the other hand, think it is the safest of all of the country's airlines, but many complain about the service.

"It's a shame, because when it comes to many of their routes Aeroflot actually provides better service than many of their competitors," she said.

Passengers on the Moscow-New York flight, however, told a different story.

"We really had a legitimate complaint, and the flight attendants were telling us that we were crazy and we should either get back in our seats or get off the plane," Kushner said. "When we insisted on seeing the captain to make sure he was sober, they sent another pilot out who told us that everything would be fine because he would be flying the plane.

"They only started listening to us after Sobchak began making phone calls."

In an interview with Ekho Moskvy radio a few days after the incident, Sobchak said that while she could not prove that the pilot was drunk, she had no regrets about playing a role in having the crew replaced.

"The man was in no condition to fly," she said. "It took him three attempts to say the words 'duration of the flight.' Even after Aeroflot personnel asked him to do so, he barely made it out of the cabin. All of this is a fact. I will make sure that this person will never again touch the controls of an airplane."

Cheplevsky could not be located for comment. An Aeroflot official said he is currently being treated for an unspecified medical condition. It was unclear if and when he would return to work."

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Acceptability

Here's a short list of things that are (or seem to be) acceptable in Korea that may not be in America.

1. Two grown men bathing one another in the shower. It's a sign of loyalty and friendship with no homosexual connotations.
2. A drunk man wagging his penis at passersby while relieving himself. Also included are people in business suits who decided to relieve themselves on the side walk.
3. Before men are conscripted into the military, their friends friends will buy them a trip to a prostitute. While technically illegal, this practice is almost near universal from what I can tell.


Note: The author has not resorted to any of these things. They all recently came up though and he thought he should relate them.