Thursday, February 12, 2009

"Breaking Wind"

I just received a text message with the heading, "Misfortune Letter Broadcasting" (재난문자방송). Not wanting to translate the rest of it, I asked a coworker what it meant. She replied that it warned to be careful of strong winds in the area. No kidding.

I woke up this morning to a loud whistling and banging noise as the wind rattled my apartment. I tried to open my sliding door onto my balcony to feel what the wind was like, but the pressure was too strong at first. I had to give a hard tug on the door before it would break free and I was whooshed aside by a forceful gale. I heard a banging coming from inside my place and found the source of it. It turns out there must be a rather large hole somewhere above because half of the ceiling of my bathroom had actually lifted free from the frame and was slamming against it as the wind bucked.

I think Typhoon season is approaching.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Public Relations Nightmare

This doesn't have anything to do with Korea, but it's a hilarious article on the worst public relations responses I've ever read. It's as if the company doesn't want your business.

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/600/42/374157.htm

"When passengers on Aeroflot Flight 315 heard the pilot make his preflight announcement, they knew something was amiss. The pilot's voice was garbled, barely intelligible — and that was in his native Russian. When he switched to English, it was impossible to understand him at all.

"The first thought that occurred to me was, 'This guy is drunk,'" said Khatuna Kobiashvili, a passenger on the Moscow-New York flight. "His speech was so slurred it was hard to tell what language he was speaking."

As passengers, including a Moscow Times reporter, related their concerns to the flight crew, they were told to "stop making trouble" or get off the Boeing 767 jet. A passenger who called Aeroflot's head office received a similar rebuff.

"They told me that it was impossible for a pilot to be drunk and hung up the phone," said the passenger, Tatyana Vorontsova.

After a chaotic hour during which passengers pleaded with flight attendants, crew and several Aeroflot representatives who boarded the plane, unexpected help came from socialite and TV host Ksenia Sobchak, who was also on the plane, and all four pilots were replaced.

The Dec. 28 incident is a black mark against an airline that has worked hard to distance itself from its Soviet past and assuage passenger fears after a jet operated by Aeroflot-Nord crashed last September, killing all 88 people on board. Pilot error has been blamed for the crash, and a report said Monday that tests had found alcohol in the pilot's blood. (Story, Page 2.)

Aeroflot spokeswoman Irina Dannenberg refused to comment for this article, telling a reporter to "read about it on the Internet."

Immediately after the incident, Dannenberg told Komsomolskaya Pravda that the pilots were removed from the plane because of "mass psychosis" among the passengers. In the same interview, Dannenberg said Aeroflot would sue Sobchak if the costs of delaying the flight were "very large."

Nearly three weeks later, Aeroflot issued a statement saying the pilot, Alexander Cheplevsky, might have suffered a stroke immediately before the flight. Tests administered after the incident found no signs of intoxication, it said.

Oleg Smirnov, a decorated test pilot and head of the Partner for Civil Aviation, said he doubted that the pilot had been drunk because "only a madman" would decide to pilot a trans-Atlantic flight while intoxicated. He added, however, that while pilots are forced to undergo a battery of medical tests before each flight, a test determining blood alcohol level is not among them.

"There is just too much trust in the professionalism of the pilots to think they would do that kind of thing," he said.

Passengers said Cheplevsky, when he finally emerged from the cockpit after refusing to do so for half an hour, was red-faced with bloodshot eyes and unsteady on his feet.

"I don't think there's anyone in Russia who doesn't know what a drunk person looks like," said Katya Kushner, who, along with her husband, was one of the first to react when the pilot made his announcement. "At first, he was looking at us like we were crazy. Then, when we wouldn't back down, he said, 'I'll sit here quietly in a corner. We have three more pilots. I won't even touch the controls, I promise.'"

As passengers waited three hours for a new crew to board the plane, more than 100 of them signed a statement saying they believed that Cheplevsky was intoxicated.

At the same time, an Aeroflot representative sought to assure them that "it's not such a big deal if the pilot is drunk."

"Really, all he has to do is press a button and the plane flies itself," the representative said. "The worst that could happen is he'll trip over something in the cockpit."

Komsomolskaya Pravda reported that Cheplevsky had celebrated his birthday the day before the flight.

Nicknamed "Aeroflop" in Soviet times for its dour flight attendants and bad food, Aeroflot has invested tens of millions of dollars in reinventing itself over the past decade with the help of consultants from McKinsey & Company and Identica, a London-based branding and design consultancy.

The airline banned its subsidiaries from using its name and logo after the Aeroflot-Nord jet crashed in Perm last September, saying it had to protect its safety record.

Aeroflot's safety record is comparable to other major carriers, but the airline is still viewed by many passengers as being subpar in safety and service, said Yelena Sakhnova, an airline analyst at VTB. "Foreigners tend to think that the company is not as safe as other airlines," Sakhnova said. "Russians, on the other hand, think it is the safest of all of the country's airlines, but many complain about the service.

"It's a shame, because when it comes to many of their routes Aeroflot actually provides better service than many of their competitors," she said.

Passengers on the Moscow-New York flight, however, told a different story.

"We really had a legitimate complaint, and the flight attendants were telling us that we were crazy and we should either get back in our seats or get off the plane," Kushner said. "When we insisted on seeing the captain to make sure he was sober, they sent another pilot out who told us that everything would be fine because he would be flying the plane.

"They only started listening to us after Sobchak began making phone calls."

In an interview with Ekho Moskvy radio a few days after the incident, Sobchak said that while she could not prove that the pilot was drunk, she had no regrets about playing a role in having the crew replaced.

"The man was in no condition to fly," she said. "It took him three attempts to say the words 'duration of the flight.' Even after Aeroflot personnel asked him to do so, he barely made it out of the cabin. All of this is a fact. I will make sure that this person will never again touch the controls of an airplane."

Cheplevsky could not be located for comment. An Aeroflot official said he is currently being treated for an unspecified medical condition. It was unclear if and when he would return to work."

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Acceptability

Here's a short list of things that are (or seem to be) acceptable in Korea that may not be in America.

1. Two grown men bathing one another in the shower. It's a sign of loyalty and friendship with no homosexual connotations.
2. A drunk man wagging his penis at passersby while relieving himself. Also included are people in business suits who decided to relieve themselves on the side walk.
3. Before men are conscripted into the military, their friends friends will buy them a trip to a prostitute. While technically illegal, this practice is almost near universal from what I can tell.


Note: The author has not resorted to any of these things. They all recently came up though and he thought he should relate them.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Peace Sign

Reposted from the Onion AV Club.

Give Peace A Chance

It seems to have subsided in recent years, however, I often wonder why Japanese people flash the "peace" sign during photographs so much. I have noticed these in photos online (not that I'm into cosplay or anything… ummm, yeah) and personally when I was in Ireland, touring various IRA/Catholic monuments where a Japanese tourist group was on the same route as me. I first thought it could be considered a commentary on the subject matter of the monuments; however, the tourists flashed the peace sign in every picture they took, regardless of the background—standing in front of a tourist shop, sitting on a bus, etc. Could this be traced to something in Japanese pop culture, much like suburban white kids throwing gang signs because of all those Tupac videos?

Paddy

Genevieve Koski says "konnichiwa," and offers this:

There are a bunch of theories as to the origin of the V sign—either a peace sign or a Winston Churchill-style victory symbol, depending on which story you go with—in Japanese culture, many of which can be found on the Wikipedia page on the subject. The most widely disseminated seems to be that when U.S. figure skater Janet Lynn fell during the 1972 Winter Olympics in Sapporo, she kept smiling and flashed the peace sign even while ass-down on the ice, making her an overnight sensation in Japan. Copycats followed her lead.

There's a lot of pedantic reasoning floating around rationalizing the sign's popularity in photographs—it allows expressiveness in a notoriously reserved culture; it serves as a non-verbal "cheese," indicating readiness to be photographed; and, most oddly, that it draws attention away from the subjects' small eyes—but there seems to be a general consensus on one thing: It's deeply ingrained in the culture. Japan Today asked young Japanese people why they make the V sign, and one respondent said, "I make the peace sign but I don't know why I do it, who invented it and when we started doing this. I think I've been doing it since I was born. The peace sign gesture must have been programmed in my DNA, or foreigners mind-controlled Japanese to make the peace sign subconsciously when we pose for a photo to keep the peace after the war."

Mind control may be a bit of a stretch, but it's worth noting that the sign is extremely present in anime/manga and commercial television, no doubt aiding in its popularity among school kids. The symbol's association with these have no doubt helped link it to the concept of "kawaii," or cuteness, a prominent aspect of modern Japanese pop culture and fashion (think Hello Kitty, sailor uniforms, and pigtails) that, when taken to the extreme, leads to situations like this: